Doctor Who is no longer my fave TV show and you have no idea how sad that makes me
"Somebody stole dinner off the table… and we can’t find Penny anywhere!"
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
In other news there was a hot 30 something Mormon FBI agent with a voice like an angel at church today. We are truly blessed today
please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.
Reminder that this happened
I CANT STOP LAUGJING
UM YES HELLO IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS AND I STILL DON’T REGRET MY INTERNET NAME THANK YOU
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
OF EVERY TWIST THIS COULD HAVE TAKEN
when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav
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