Neko

dontkillbirds:

Doctor Who is no longer my fave TV show and you have no idea how sad that makes me

corgiaddict:

"Somebody stole dinner off the table… and we can’t find Penny anywhere!"

corgiaddict:

"Somebody stole dinner off the table… and we can’t find Penny anywhere!"

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14

16:20 blaze it

16:20 blaze it

In other news there was a hot 30 something Mormon FBI agent with a voice like an angel at church today. We are truly blessed today

lady-fett:

please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.

lennythereviewer:

heyitsdjfill3:

bloomacncheez:

snk-potato-girl:

canigetaramen:

Reminder that this happened

I CANT STOP LAUGJING

UM YES HELLO IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS AND I STILL DON’T REGRET MY INTERNET NAME THANK YOU

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

OF EVERY TWIST THIS COULD HAVE TAKEN

nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

image

emilysteaparty:

siderious:

Floral Winds - Diego Barrueco x Chris Millington by Michael Silver, styled by Harry Clements | Instagram: Siderious

gracious

katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.